Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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