went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
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