He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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