Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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