okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Alive.
So much puke
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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