So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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