i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
