how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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