Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
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