Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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