winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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