i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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