she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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