someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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