I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Randomize
