i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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