I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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