You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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