I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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