Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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