he shaved USA in his pubs
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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