Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
tell me about the fingering
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