ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
its not stalking. its research.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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