You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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