Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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