Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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