let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Dick very happy bro
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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