it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
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