We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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