I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
She has the best kind of daddy issues
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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