Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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