I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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