She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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