I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
