He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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