am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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