kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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