I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
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