You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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