Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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