Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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