he wants to bone in the snuggie
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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