never play flip cup with pint glasses
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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