I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
whose ass print is on the piano?
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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