Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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