what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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