The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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