I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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