Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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