I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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