Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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