So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I am naked and annoyed.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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