is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
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